People Freaking Out Over Timothée Chalamet Nude In The Tub

#TheFrenchDispatch
Trailer releasing tomorrow pic.twitter.com/PBIeomN8kr

— The French Dispatch (@french_dispatch) February 11, 2020

It doesn't take much to get taints a twitchin' when it comes to Timothée Chalamet. Why, just check out Twitter's freakout over a simple drawing of Tim nude in the tub as seen in the poster for Wes Anderson's upcoming flick The French Dispatch.

timothée chalamet nude in a bathtub in the french dispatch: pic.twitter.com/eObIhelT7t

— menno (@pqrasite) February 11, 2020

so you’re telling me that timothée chalamet will be smoking cigarettes, naked, in a bathtub in the french dispatch? sign me the f*ck up because im ready for the serve

— wen ☆ (@chalemaet) February 11, 2020

Oh hello. Timothée Chalamet in a bathtub in a film with graphic nudity. Did you say July?... https://t.co/LTHsm9Hjts

— Timothée Updates (@chalametgreta) February 11, 2020

The French Dispatch is rated R for "graphic nudity, some sexual references and language," and considering Timothée is the only character in the poster depicted nude, we best be getting some Tim cock or I'm going to report Wes Anderson to the police for false advertising!

The trailer comes out tomorrow so surely that will answer some questions regarding the porniness level here. Sew, for today, I wanted to simply plant a seed of Timothée Chalamet nude in the tub that hopefully will germination in your imaginations and bear bountiful fruit. Like a peach.

We'll check back in tomorrow!

Wes Anderson getting Timothee Chalamet naked in a bathtub for #TheFrenchDispatch will be the death of Film Twitter?? Trailer tomorroowowowowow pic.twitter.com/X6lbc6lCXa

— Zack Sharf (@ZSharf) February 11, 2020