Remember When Gwyneth Paltrow Used to Show Her Breasts?

Gwyneth Paltrow always makes me think of Goop - and I don't mean her lifestyle blog. I'm talking about what gets produced in my pants when I remember Gwyneth's early days of acting before she was whisked away by a musician to a castle to write about eating leaves or whatever she does. I miss the old Gwyneth. The beautiful, lean blonde with an adorable smile and perky breasts that lit up a screen. This is an ode to Gwyn's finest nudity!

In the Oscar Award-winning Shakespeare in Love, Gwyneth was undressed to show suck sacks worthy of sonnets. She had the kind of small, perky breasts that turned upwards, curving up like something in my pants.

Of course, she was nude before that. Like so many young actresses, she went tits out early in her career and then gradually put on more and more clothes. Sigh. Anyway, she was gorgeous in 1994's Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle.

 After that, she went topless throughout the 90s and early 2000s. My favorite was in 2003's Sylvia which was probably the most gorgeous look at her puffy areolas and upright rack.

There's a lot more where this came from. Take a stroll down memory lane and fill your spank bank with even more sexy nude scenes on Mr. Skin.