Boy Butter

Except for the fact that it can't be used with latex condoms, we think this could be among the most versatile personal lubricants ever invented: in addition to its primary use, it can also be used as an after-shower moisturizer, lip balm, pomade, tanning accelerator, and leather treatment. Until our sample arrives, however, we won't be able to tell you how it tastes on a baked potato.

Boy Butter (boybutterlubes.com, thanks Evil Robot)