Look to the person on your right. Now look to the person on your left. Statistically speaking, both of these people are uglier than Instagram supermodel Blake Jeffery Carr. Facts are scary!
While searching through the profiles of dozens of impossibly, painfully, miserably gorgeous models, what drew me to Carr is the fact that - how do I say this as only a seasoned modeling scout such as myself could - I instantly wanted his eyebrows inside of my lower intestine?
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With his jawline that crosses state borders, boardroom hair, eyegoddamnbrows, and freakishly piercing blue eyes, Carr is like the pornstar version of Don Draper, and if that doesn't do it for your taint, then I damn well would like to know what does. Carr is a self-described twenty-one-year-old, and his life seems to consist of flaunting his breathtakingly sculpted bod in various exotic resorts and beach destinations. Can relate!
Check out the impossibly, painfully, miserably gorgeous Blake Jeffry Carr below and join me in wishing him only the best, but also like, a lifetime of misery?
Photo Credit: Blake Jeffery Carr Instagram
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