Wood Rocket Wants Us All To Play “The Legend Of Zildo”

Dink Must Save Princess Zildo!

"The Legend of Zildo"is Wood Rocket's brand new porn parody of very loved video game franchise The Legend of Zelda.

A press release from the fine folks at Wood Rocket describes the plot of this epic release as follows:

"Princess Zildo has been kidnapped by the evil blue Ganondong! With the help of his magical-vagina'd fairy and a talking-penis tree, our pointy-eared and long-ocarina'd hero, Dink must save the Princess so he can get royally screwed!"

Oh, talking penis tree. How you have been missing from my porn viewing life!

This masterpiece stars April O'Neil, Gabriella Paltrova and Codey Steel. It was directed by Vuko and Mrs. Myers.

There is an extended version of this movie descriptively titled "The Legend Of Zildo Extended Version" which you can see over at Pornhub Premium which you can get to if you click through the banner below.

I had a boyfriend who was obsessed with the original on Nintendo back in the day so I am, as a result, not the biggest fan of the original franchise but I do appreciate O'Neil's jugs so I might go give this a look.

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