The Eroscillator

If it's good enough for Dr. Ruth, it's good enough for us: The Eroscillator comes with a variety of add-ons (including "French Legionnaire's Moustache" and "Seven Pearls of the Orient") in order to help women acheive "exciting, intense, immensely satisfying orgasms with little or no effort." (No word yet on whether a toothbrush attachment is also available.)

The Eroscillator (via Memepool)