A Field Guide to Teresa Palmer

February 26, 2019
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Saucy Aussie Teresa Palmer is celebrating her 33rd birthday today, and what better way to honor this blonde beauty from the land down under than by taking an up close and personal look at her sexiest on screen moments! Teresa exploded onto the scene in the mid-aughts with her roles in the ensemble piece 2:37, as well as a role as sexy schoolgirl Vanessa in the horror sequel The Grudge 2 in 2006...

2 years later, Teresa busted out big time in the Adam Sandler comedy Bedtime Stories, playing a Paris Hilton-esque ditzy blonde and ending up in the arms of co-star Russell Brand in real life. The busting out we like, though, came in that same year's thriller Restraint. As the female part of a Bonnie & Clyde-type criminal duo, Teresa uses her feminine wiles to seduce captured co-star Stephen Moyer from True Blood...

Spoiler alert, it doesn't end well for either of them, but Teresa's name was certainly on everyone's lips. At only 22, Ms. Palmer had proven her versatility, though many directors would cast her in teen movies over the next few years, though some of them like Warm Bodies turned out to be decent flicks. 2011's Bear is a short film that is, shockingly, not about hairy gay guys. Written, directed by, and starring fellow Aussie Nash Edgerton (brother of Joel), the short opens with Teresa changing tops and flashing her fun bags in the process...

Another decent flick of hers is the ecological horror movie Parts Per Billion, where she briefly bares her breasts in bed with Gossip Girl's Penn Badgley...

2014's The Ever After was co-written by Teresa along with the film's director Mark Webber, and the two got married not long after completing production on the film. An hour and five minutes in, we get a nice look at the intimate side of the couple's life as he goes down on Teresa, giving us a great look at her ass...

In that quick clip, you can see Teresa's strong resemblance to Kristen Stewart, particularly when her hair is darkened. 2016 was another huge year for Teresa. In addition to a prominent role in the Oscar winning flick Hacksaw Ridge, Teresa also got into bikini body shape with her role as the love interest in the Nicholas Sparks adaptation The Choice...

Also that year, she bared her buns in the ensemble flick Triple 9, flaunting her firm fanny for her disinterested co-star Casey Affleck...

2017 brought us Teresa's best nude scenes to date in yet another dark thriller. Berlin Syndrome stars Teresa as an Australian photojournalist who went to Germany for a little R&R. She ends up having a one night stand with a guy that leads to her being held prisoner in his house. Needless to say there's more than a few disturbing moments in this flick, but the one night stand features the best nudity Teresa's ever done on film...

The guy even foreshadows his psychotic behavior by treating her roughly, though it does lead to us getting a much better lit look at Teresa's breasts...