Sure, any schmuck with a bad haircut can become Joe Porn Star, but are you among the special someones who have what it takes to star with wacky porn babe Brooke Hunter in the World's Smallest Gangbang? (Alas, we've been informed the project is on hiatus. Seemed like a good idea to us.)
World's Smallest Gangbang (thanks Dan)
See also: Brooke Hunter (official site)
Midget Porno Battle (Something Awful)
Xrated Midgets (via Boing Boing's Link-Fu)