Porn Name Generator

As far as online name generators go, this one is pretty lame: according to My Porn Name, ours is supposed to be "Lord Lofton," which sounds more like a spokesperson for down comforters to us. Besides, everyone knows you're supposed to use the name of your first pet plus the name of the street you grew up on to find out your porn alter ego, right?

My Porn Name (via Blogdex)