Confused Boner of the Week: Bella Thorne, Bikini, And A Toy Train

So Sexy Bella Thorne, but So Confusing...

Look, I wish I could tell you what's going on with Bella Thorne and these pics and video. Alas, I have no clue. It looks like she's wearing some incredibly sexy red leather bikini with boots, but the whole playing the toy train and that look on her face... Yeah, I'm just all kinds of turned on and confused.

I have no idea if Bella Thorne is trying to make some kind of statement about material possessions during the holiday seasons and how true happiness comes from things you can't put a price tag on or I'm just reading too much into it, but man I just want to enjoy Bella Thorne in a red patent leather bikini. That should really be enough, my friends. We don't need any deep dives right now, especially when Bella Thorne is wearing leather. Let's just focus on that, let's all just take some sexy pictures of Bella Thorne in a sexy red outfit and call it day. No need to try and fix the wheel, the wheel is fine, it's sexy, and we don't need to have it frighten or confuse us.

Sigh. I guess we're going to have to wait to see if Bella Thorne has a super sexy photo spread of her with these trains and maybe some other toys in the near future. Though, if this turned out to be a spread for a toy magazine, then the confusion would just ride away.

via Bella Thorne on Instagram and drunken stepfather

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