How Does Lindsey Pelas Stay Covered Up?

How Does Lindsey Pelas Find Shirts?

You know what I don't get, how Lindsey Pelas can cover up her giant boobs. I really haven't the foggiest idea how she keeps those glorious breasts of hers hidden from the public. Here she is in nothing but a thong and somehow she's still managing to cover up her boobs. Well, covering more like 10% of her boobs, but you know what I'm getting at.

I really don't see how Lindsey Pelas wears shirts. There must be some designers who focus on nothing but women like Lindsey Pelas. You know, the kind with incredibly large breasts and smaller frames. One woman like Lindsey Pelas has to buy shirts two sizes too big or else every shirt would show off her under boob. Sorry, I just got lost there for a second picturing Lindsey Pelas only owning and wearing shirts that showed off her under boob. Now, I want to find those designers who make clothes for Lindsey Pelas and force them into retirement. Lindsey Pelas should wear regular shirts and if they are too small, there is nothing she can do about that.

Also, I feel the need to point out this is a single pic from Maxim Italy so, that means there are most likely more Lindsey Pelas topless pics on the way. Can't wait to see more 90% Lindsey Pelas boobs.

via Lindsey Pelas on Instagram