Miranda Kerr In Maxim Russia Is Deystvitel’no Goryachaya

No Matter The Language, Miranda Kerr Is Sexy

Let's be honest with ourselves, if you put Miranda Kerr in a bikini it doesn't matter what language you speak, it's hot. I know they say math is the universal language, but I'm kind of thinking that Miranda Kerr in a bikini actually might be. Numbers sound different in different languages, but the sounds we make when we see Miranda Kerr in a bikini are the same no matter what language we speak.

You know, it seems odd to me that they won't put Miranda Kerr in one of those big fur hats, the kind you always see in the movies. Sure, that's probably a stereotype and I don't mean to offend anyone from Russia. Just saying that even if Miranda Kerr had on one of those hats while in a bikini she'd still be super hot. In fact, she might be hotter, if that's even possible. I just always think about the cold whenever I think about Russia so, my brain goes to those big fur hats. Then again, if you needed to get warm is there anything better than staring at Miranda Kerr in a bikini? I can't think of anything.

Hey, maybe next time Maxim Russia can do some kind of cold weather, snow bunny deal with Miranda Kerr. She can still wear a bikini, but she can have on a scarf or whatever. The main thing is keep Miranda Kerr in a bikini.

photos via Maxim Russia

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