Alana Blanchard Makes Surfing Dangerously Sexy

You Don't Want To Miss Alana Blanchard In A Bikini

No matter the sport there will always be some danger, that's part of the excitement for some. From broken bones to cuts and bruises, if you push your body to the limit in physical activity, there's a good chance something will need a band aid. Taking surfing, you can break a bone hitting a rock, there are rogue waves, sharks, and Alana Blanchard's sexiness. There are so many dangers to surfing.

Though, I'm pretty sure the shark attacks are a little rarer than the rest, one thing we should always fear is the sexiness of Alana Blanchard. Not so much "fear", but we aware of. You don't want to be out there trying to catch a wave when all of sudden you see Alana Blanchard in a bikini and you're so stunned by the beauty you get knocked off the board, your cord snaps, and you are stranded at sea for three weeks because no one is looking for you because Alana Blanchard in wearing a bikini that's all people can see. Yeah, that's a scary thought, to be lost at sea and not able to see Alana Blanchard in a bikini. That thought gives me chills.

If you want to play it safe and not risk missing out on seeing Alana Blanchard in a bikini, then sports aren't you. You should stay indoors and wait by the computer or whatever for Alana Blanchard to post Instagram pics of her in a bikini. That sounds like fun to me.

via Alana Blanchard on Instagram