Alyssa Miller Topless Will Make Long For The Good Ol’ Days

What Wouldn't You Do For A Topless Alyssa Miller?

I know we tend to glorify the "good ol' days" when life was simple, but we all know that not having running water, indoor toilets, and dorito-locos tacos would have been a terrible way to live. Back then you had to make your own fun, you couldn't play a game on your pocket sized computer that makes phone calls. No you had to be like Alyssa Miller and walk around topless. Wait, that sounds awesome.

Look, I don't want to go back to a time when you had to build your own house, I would be living in something held up by tons of nails and good thoughts. But if that meant I could spend the day with Alyssa Miller topless then maybe, just maybe it would be worth it. One has to admit that they would do anything in order to spend time with Alyssa Miller topless. I mean, who isn't rushing through a task right now just so they can reward themselves with the sight of Alyssa Miller's boobs? Hell, even I'm doing that.

I couldn't be a farmer, I couldn't run a casino, and I couldn't wrangle horses. I would be on the dirt streets in no time, but Alyssa Miller would be topless so, everything would work out in the end.

via drunken stepfather