Anitta Ain’t Your Average Sexy

We Could All Use More Anitta

If you aren't big into Brazilian music then you might not know who Anitta is and that's okay. I was unaware of her until this very moment, but now that my eyes have been opened I can safely say I feel dumb for not knowinabouttu Anitta sooner. She is one hell of a sexy lady and honestly, we should have known about her a long time ago.

Now, if you are one of those people who knew about Anitta all this time and didn't say anything, shame. Shame on you for not telling everyone about the complete and utter sexiness of Anitta. Seriously, what is wrong with you? I'm not trying to sound mean and I kind of get the idea of not wanting to share Anitta's incredible body with the world, but come on... come on! Life is so much better now that I've seen Anitta, especially Anitta wearing little to no clothing. Holy cow, she's amazing. She's amazing and awesome. She's amazing and awesome and awe-yeah hot! I know that last one is a made up saying, but who cares? Anitta is hot enough to have a phrase created to describe her.

I gotta admit I'm surprised Anitta hasn't done some kind of crossover song with someone. Then again, maybe everyone is in the dark about Anitta. Hopefully that changes really, really, really soon. I think we'd all like a little more Anitta in our lives.

via drunken stepfather