Valentine Gift Roundup

Yes, we hate it too - so much so that we haven't even bothered to find out whether any of the merchants below offer overnight delivery.

· It's pretty and dirty: Pretty Dirty Lingerie (prettydirty.net)
· When a paper bag just isn't enough: Latex Masks by Kerry
· The gift that keeps on giving: Don't Spit, Swallow
· Twelve inches of hot plastic: Rebel With A Cock
· Sweatin' with the dildos: Slavercize Videos
· Four cents a word = cheaper than a Hallmark: Custom Erotic Fiction by Harry Tasker
· Socks not included: Serenity's Foot Fantasy
· Magickal mingewear for groovy goddesses: Velvet Vulva (warning: ear-wrenching sound file)
· Coolest porn site domain name ever: Jezebel.com @ AfterNic (thanks Derek)

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