Micaela Schafer Shows Off Some All-American Nudity

Micaela Schafer's Boobs Are Universal

The strange thing about these topless pics of Micaela Schafer aren't the heart-shaped nipples. Those are pretty cool, in my humble opinion. The fact is Micaela Schafer is German, but she's really showing off some star-spangled nudity. But I guess you don't have to be from the US of freakin' A to be filled with topless pride.

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if someone painted a topless Micaela Schafer on the side of a bomber, much like they did in WW2. After all, she's got some pretty big bombs of her own, if you know what I mean! And if you don't know what I mean, I'm talking about Micaela Schafer's big boobs. She's got big boobs. I'm using bombs in place of boobs. If you don't get it by now, then just enjoy the Micaela Schafer nudity. I'm guessing Micaela Schafer wanted to do some kind of apple pie, pinup girl look and you know what, she's totally pulling it off. Maybe we can make like an honorary All-American Pinup. We can give her a badge or something. Don't know where she could keep it because she's topless, but I guess we can work that out later.

So, let's give three cheers for Micaela Schafer and her awesome boobs. You don't have to cheer right now if you're busy staring at Micaela Schafer's breasts. You can totally cheer later.

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