Stop Dreaming, Here’s A Three Boob Fashion Show

What Do Three Boobs Make You Think About?

From the immortal words of Benny of famed 1990 classic Total Recall; "Baby, you make me wish I had three hands." If you have wanted more three boobed ladies in your life, then this fashion show is for you. Ever single model had three boobs as they strutted down the runway.

While the first question we are all asking ourselves is; "Is there a clothing market for three-breasted women?" and the short answer is no. The long answer is nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooo. As far as I can tell the next step in evolution will not be a third boob, no matter how much we may want it. This was the work of fashion designer Giuliano Calza. She decided that the best way to show off his new work in the  GCDS Spring 2019 show was to add a third boob. As he put it:

"We’re a young group here — we’re all under 30 — and I wanted to talk to people our age about the future and get them thinking about plastics, water shortage, and the environment. Full sustainability is impossible, and I wanted this show to be a wake-up call.”

So, does it work? Does seeing three boobs make you think about the future? Honestly, I don't know what to think other than that's awesome three boob underboob.

via People