The Trumps Love Porn!
Back in June of this fine year that we all are slogging through, fashion designer/political consultant Ivanka Trump went ahead and liked a tweet by porn's own Tommy Pistol that was critical of her father, our current President of the United States Donald John Trump.
The tweet from Pistol that our President's blonde daughter liked said, “I don’t support Trump anyway. Just to be clear.”
So yeah, that happened. I thought it was cool back then and I still do because wow, right?
We also now live in a world where Stormy Daniels' book is out where Daniels details her alleged affair with our married Commander In Chief in very graphic detail. Below are excerpts of Daniels' descriptions of the cock and pubes that belong to one of the most powerful men in the world.
Daniels describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small."
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes in what is destined to be a bestseller. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool..."
Of the penetration itself, Daniels says in the book, "I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."
The image of Pistol fucking Lola Fae above is from their scene together in Burning Angel's "Bratty Teens Like It Rough 2".
Sorry it's not you, Ivanka.