That’s One Nice Boob, Ellen Alexander

Ellen Alexander's Boob Is A Prize

You know what phrase I never understood? "The Boobie Prize." It's supposed to be a bad thing, something that people don't want, but who doesn't want a prize boobie? I mean, what if the boobie prize was a picture of Ellen Alexander's boob? That's a pretty awesome prize if you ask me.

Ellen Alexander has one really great boob and I think it's safe to assume the other boob is also pretty great. Maybe the next time around we'll get to see both Ellen Alexander boobs. You know, it's probably smart for her to only show off one boob at a time. I mean, we wouldn't want to get overwhelmed with Ellen Alexander breasts. They are some very nice breasts and when on display together it might be a little much for people to take. Sure, I think we'd all take that risk, Ellen Alexander's boobs are worth any danger that might come our way, but you know what they say; better boob, than no boob. That's totally a saying, I didn't just make it up.

So, let's all take the boobie prize. The boobie prize is great. The boobie prize is and forever more will be Ellen Alexander's boob. That's a prize we all want. Hell, Ellen Alexander's cleavage is almost a prize within itself.

via the nipslip