Who Could Play Cards Against January Jones And Her Cleavage

January Jones Has A Big Advantage

The game of poker is part luck and part being able to read your opponents. You know, looking for tells, how they hold themselves, even down to how they sit in their chair can tell you everything you need to know about your fellow gamblers. But how in the world would anyone be able to play poker against January Jones and her awesome cleavage?

I'm not even playing cards I'm a little sweaty, my hands are shaking a bit, and I'm not thinking clearly. I would be terrible at playing poker with January Jones and her awesome cleavage. Then again, that might her strategy. Sure, it would seem she's playing poker for charity, but damn, that charity is going to take home all the cash. You know, I feel like it's unfair for players to wear sunglasses when they are at the poker table, but I think I'd have to wear some if January Jones was at my table. Oh, who am I kidding, I wouldn't be able to do anything if January Jones and her fantastic cleavage took a seat at my poker table. Honestly, I don't even know how the dealer is able to deal cards with January Jones's cleavage staring them in the face.

I have little doubt that January Jones won it all. There is no way anyone, no matter how great a card player, can focus when January Jones and her super duper cleavage is present. Still, there is no shame in losing to someone as hot as January Jones.

via January Jones on Instagram

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