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Ah, the vagina. It's nature's pocket when you need somewhere to hold something or someone very special to you. This British amateur performer is all about showing the world how many Sharpies she can comfortably fit into her lubed and ready vag. She does a bit of masturbation here too but mostly, pussy stretching is the order of the day. Seeing this reminds me of a former coworker who used to use Tera Patrick's Fleshlight as her pen holder on her desk. It worked really well and this female editor couldn't really fuck the toy for herself so she reveled in seeing what the fake Patrick could fit inside of her. It was good stress relief for her--the coworker, not Patrick.

Anyway, it is definitely fun to watch what this pretty, petite lady likes to do with these Sharpies. Fun fact: Sharpies are excellent for writing graffiti on metal bathroom stall doors. I have heard this from multiple punk girl friends but I haven't done it myself.

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