Topless Emily Ratajkowski Is Beyond Belief

Emily Ratajkowski Has The Boobs

I have no problem admitting that I don't know how everything works. How do planes fly? I don't know. How do computers work? You push the on button. How do people make furniture? They hit pieces of wood with hammers, I don't know! But there is one thing that is so hard for me to believe, but I try every single day to understand it. That one thing: Emily Ratajkowski topless.

So I'm going to go off on a little bit of an Emily Ratajkowski rant, so consider yourself forewarned... Oh my god Emily Ratajkowski topless is just so damn amazing that I don't get it. I just don't get it. How is someone walking around with the world's most perfect breasts? No, scratch that, the universe's most perfect breasts. And how does she get anything done? How does Emily Ratajkowski leave the house every day? She must not have any reflective surfaces in her house because, if she did, one glimpse of her own perfect breasts and she would be stuck there for hours gazing at them, much like we do. I can't wrap my head around the awesomeness of Emily Ratajkowski's boobs. They are simply too good to be real. Emily Ratajkowski's boobs must have been gifts from the gods.

Okay, there, rant over. Man, I feel better. I feel like spending the next couple of hours looking at Emily Ratajkowski topless. Sounds like the best way to spend 23 hours of my day.

via Emily Ratajkowski on Instagram

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