Anya Taylor-Joy Does Everything Sexy

July 1, 2018
JACK-BLACKBUSH

Mermaids Would Be Great If They Were Anya Taylor-Joy

I don't care what anyone says, but reading is sexy. Seeing someone reading a book or that they have overflowing bookcases of books is just something that really gets my juices flowing. And I'm not just saying this because Anya Taylor-Joy is reading a book and looking all sexy while she does it. I totally liked books before this moment, I swear!

Though, let's just go ahead and cut to the chase here, Anya Taylor-Joy does everything sexy. Whether it's reading a book or swimming in the water like a mermaid. If it involves Anya Taylor-Joy, it's going to be a sexy activity. And I can just say that mermaids are actually awful, they are not nice. They cause all kinds of problems and damages, but if it's Anya Taylor-Joy pretending to be one then I'm going to wipe their slate clean. That's probably the biggest problem mermaids have, none of them are Anya Taylor-Joy. If one of them was Anya Taylor-Joy then we woudln't care what they did because it would be sexy. Of course, I don't want Anya Taylor-Joy to be a mermaid because I'd miss seeing her sexiness.

To recap: Anya Taylor-Joy does everything sexy, books are good, and mermaids are bad. We all got it? Great! Now, let's watch Anya Taylor-Joy does everything sexy for a couple more hours.