Pour Some Water On Tara Lipinski In Bikini

Tara Lipinski Needs To Be In A Bikini More

I have no idea why Tara Lipinski needs someone to pour a bottle of water on her while she rocks a bikini, but damn it, I enjoy seeing the results. And yes, I'm changing the lyrics of the Def Leppard classic "Pour Some Sugar on Me" to be "Pour Some Water On Lipinski". It totally works.

Whatever is going on here, I can't say, but we really should spend some time talking about Tara Lipinski in a bikini. Really what I would like us to focus on why Tara Lipinski doesn't wear a bikini more often. Seriously, Tara Lipinski has an incredible bikini body, whether it's having water poured on it or not, and it's something that would probably make our bad days better. I know she does ice skating commentary now, but surely she can find a way to rock a bikini while doing that. Oh, I've got it! Let's give Tara Lipinski her own show about ice skaters over the summer. You know, she could go to the beach, wear a bikini, and talk to other super hot ice skaters in a bikini. That sounds like some must-see TV to me.

I guess Tara Lipinski could also just keep posting bikini pics on social media, but I think a TV show is a better fit for her incredible bikini body. Let's cross all our fingers and toes that someone, somewhere can make the Tara Lipinski bikini show happen.