It's a given that the description for a sex toy that resembles a pig's tail is going to include the word "squeal" somewhere. The folks at Extreme Restraints don't disappoint: "Make 'em squeal loud and hard with their new pink pig tail butt plug!" Turning your significant into a pig will run you $22, but if you're in a gift-giving mood, it might be a lovely item to send to a true hog, Alabama's Attorney General, Troy King. Here's his mailing address - just don't be surprised if a few FBI agents show up at your door to question you. (R.S.)
Pig Tail [extremerestraints.com via Spanking Blog]
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