Hi, kids. Thrilled to be with you all. Let's all take a moment to wish Jonno a wonderful vacation. Here's to hoping he can survive on the sandy beaches without his laptop for the next 10 days. Oh, and please be gentle with me, folks: I bruise easily. Filling in for Jonno is impossible, but I'll try to do my best. And if you're unhappy, just keep things in perspective: in a mere 210 hours, Jonno will return and the Fleshbot you know and love will be back in the hands of a guy with glazed-over eyes who spends 16 hours a day scouring the net for the very freshest porn. (R.S.)