How do you combine pot and porn? Adult film star and Metro contract girl, Ann Marie, seems to have figured it out. According to Hardcore Gossip, she's in the process of purchasing a legal pot farm in Oregon. (We're guessing it's one of those places that's received government approval to grow medicinal marijuana.) But it gets better: if the sale goes through, Ann Marie says she plans to move there immediately and "set up a home base of operations complete with naked legal teen slave girls." Um, okay!
More from Ann Marie's lips:
The girls will wear only loin clothes and they will work in shifts tending to the plants and the earth and tending to my needs and enjoying the fruits of their labors. It will be an all woman Utopia and a paragon of pro-sex B&D feminism for the entire world to marvel at, like returning to the Garden of Eden without Adam and his lies.
Who only knows if any of this true - and if it isn't, maybe Ann Marie can share with us whatever she's been smoking. (R.S.)
Ann Marie [official site @ xxxannmarie.com]
Ann Marie pics [nsgalleries.com, via Ask Jolene]
Ann Marie pics [nsgalleries, via Ask Jolene]