Remaindered Smut

Why yes, as a matter of fact we don't have anything better to do this holiday weekend than stay home cleaning out our bookmarks so you'll have something to keep you busy. See how much we care?

· News flash: porn is hip! You read it here first. (Times of India)

· Yet more 3-D boobies that we can't get to work for us - if we cross our eyes any more we're worried they'll stay that way. But you might have better luck. (gallery @ milkyparadise.com - thanks P.R.)

· Freudian fantasy or artsmut on acid? Sometimes a horse running along a beach isn't just ... a horse running along a beach. (Flash video by Jaron Albertine @ mydarkhorseishorny.com - thanks Brad)

· Feel like chicken tonight? Behold the miracle of the penis shaped Chicken McNugget. (eBay, via Snikk Snakk)

· Is Republican porn an oxymoron? Johnny Maldoro investigates at The Village Voice. (villagevoice.com)

· Don't be afraid of Sarah Blake - we hear her bark is worse than her bite. (membership preview gallery @ sarahblake.com, via Hardcore Gossip)

· Worried about surfing porn at work? It might be riskier than you think. (ZDNet)

· The nice thing about playing strip poker with girls you meet online is that anything can happen. (.mpg videos @ neptuners.com - thanks Jean-Luc)

· Our sources tell us no porn actors were injured in this money shot gone horribly wrong. Is it OK to laugh now? (.wmv video @ santoalt.com - thanks Bud)

· When good boob jobs go bad: Good Plastic Surgery flip-flops over Jessica Simpson's cleavage. (Awful Plastic Surgery, via Defamer)

· Digital Playground releases trailer for "Island Fever 3". Guess where we'd rather be this weekend? (Quick Time video @ digitalplayground.com)

· The iPenis may be an idea whose time has come, though we can't help feeling like we've seen this all before. (glossynews.com - thanks Chris)

· The NY Times offers helpful advice for girls who love miniskirts, and the guys who love watching them. (nytimes.com, registration required)

· "A porn star in every pot!" Good to know that the adult industry is doing its best to rock the vote. (AVN)

· RIP Geoffrey (Karen) Dior, one of the more singular talents the gay porn industry has seen. (gaysexblog.org)

· Hot video clip of Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas in the otherwise forgettable "Original Sin" (2001). So nice to see movie stars getting along so well. (video @ big-boys.com - thanks Liz)

· And just in case anyone still feels the need to send us a tip about that candy wrapper fruit porn story (which turned out to be a hoax anyway) - we've seen it already. Thanks though!