Al Goldstein’s New Career

We got so carried away thinking of other headlines for this article about deposed porn king Al Goldstein's new career at the venerable Second Avenue Deli in New York that we exhausted whatever other creative possibilities we might have had for this post. "Boobs for borscht"? "Booty for brisket"? "Spooge for schmaltz"? "Cream pies for kreplach"? It's hours of heartburn-inducing Jewish menu fun for all! (Good luck, Al - save a shtickel for us.)

"Ex-porn king trades sex for salami at 2nd Ave. Deli" (The Villager - thanks Dana)

Previously: "Goldstein: The Trials of the Sultan of Smut", Naked Catering, Porn Bread