Wet Spots

· "Goddess of Gush" Cytherea celebrated her birthday this week with a porn star-saturated party - anyone want to guess how she blew out the candles on her cake? (article and photo gallery @ Hardcore Gossip)

· "Hairy Palms, Not Cluster Bombs!" - and more horny hentai from Masturbate For Peace. (masturbateforpeace.com)

· Open wide and say "Ouch!": vintage (and not-so-vintage) Doctor and Nurse Erotica. (medicaltoys.com, via sexblo.gs)

· If talking on your cell phone while driving is illegal in some places, shouldn't everyone be careful about having an orgasm at 80 mph too? (Flash w/sound @ viberider.com)

· Professor of poontang Ron Jeremy to speak to students at Middle Tennessee State University. We can't wait to see what the extra credit assignments will be like. (tennessean.com)