Jessica Simpson, Double Agent

What do women really want? It's a question (heterosexual) men have been asking themselves forever, but according to celebrity informer Jessica Simpson's transmission on Double Agent today, the answer is pretty simple: Expensive lingerie! Now that that's taken care of, feel free to focus your energies on other pressing issues - like where we can get our hands on a copy of that racist celebrity's new sex video we've been hearing so much about this week.

Double Agent Intelligence Video: Jessica Simpson (Flash video w/sound @ doubleagent.com)

Previously: Les Lecons d'Aubade, Bloody "Intimates" Ad, Sloggi, Jessica Simpson Slip