Monday Morning After

If you somehow forgot to read yesterday's News of the World (shame!), you missed the article about the two British tabloid models who starting eating together at the Y after being dumped by two members of a boy band we've never heard of, or how budding actress/professional girlfriend Kelly Brook dealt with a recent breakup by releasing a new swimsuit calendar—and you would've started off the week that much less well informed. (And we'd never forgive ourselves for letting that happen.)

"Bedding Blue has turned us into lesbians!" and "Kellendar girl" (News of the World)
See also: Louise Glover and Emma Greenwood, 8/2004 (gettyimages.com)
Kelly Brook (Ask Men)
Kelly Brook (bio and galleries @ celebritysun.com) and All About Kelly Brook (fan site @ blueyonder.co.uk)