Coming Soon: Paris’ New Boobs

We know we tend to bite the hand that feeds us and bitch and moan about Paris Hilton a lot, but we really do love her for how she embraces her role as trashy role model so fully - and even admit to feeling a twinge of avuncular concern about her decision to get "the best boobs that money can buy" (up to a B-cup): "Everywhere Paris looks, she sees cleavage ... So it's not a total surprise that she'd like to get a piece of that." After all, we've all seen where that road can lead.

"Paris Hilton Wants New Boobs!" (Star)
Paris Hilton see-through (photos @ The Superficial)