Mini Sex Guide

When we considered buying a Mini earlier this year, everyone we knew tried to talk us out of it: "They're too dangerous to drive on the interstate with all those trucks," they said, or "They're too small to be practical." As evidenced by Playboy.com's handy step-by-step guide to hot Mini sex, however, it looks like we'll have all the room we need for the things that really matter. Now all we have to do is get a driver's license so we can give it a try.

"How To Motor in a Mini" (Playboy, via sexblo.gs - also spotted @ Jalopnik)
See also: "Crash" (1996) (movie review @ pifmagazine.com)