No, we don't mean something having to do with the world's favorite soccer hunk modeling the world's favorite brand of condoms (if only): ZDNet is reporting the latest bait-and-switch technique devised by malicious hackers, in which photos posted on Usenet and elsewhere purporting to show Becks getting down and dirty with "a Spanish hooker" contain code which will turn your PC into a spluttering zombie machine. If you're looking for real (and not-so-real) David Beckham smut, rest assured that Fleshbot will continue to provide you with the very best—and safest—whenever we find it.
"Trojan alert: 'David Beckham' recruits zombies" (zdnet.com.au)
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