“All The President’s Spawn”

Nerve surveys the ineffable hotness of political progeny past and present in an article that explores the discrepancy between the standards of morality we expect from our presidents and the disproportionate sexual attention paid to their offspring: "The high-collared rags of Puritan values have been stripped from both sides of the aisle, and we have an out-and-out challenge between John Kerry and George Bush's sexually viable spawn: it's about sex and about beauty and bodies and clothes and great smiles and throaty laughs." No matter who wins two weeks from today, at least we'll still have two hot babes in the White House to fantasize about as a nation.

"All The President's Spawn" (Nerve)

Previously: Alexandra Kerry in Cannes, Patti Davis Nude, Jenna Bush (Almost) Nipple Slip