Nerve Sex Polls

Maybe we're just dizzy from all the political smut this late in the campaign, but we think the results of Nerve's latest round of polls are absolutely fascinating. Did you know that "In a Bush/Kerry matchup, Kerry's bedroom voice was preferred by all six sexual orientations surveyed"? Or that, statistically, people think Teresa Heinz Kerry is just as likely to strap one on as Hillary Rodham Clinton? Or that gay men and straight men were divided over the sex appeal of Tucker Carlson ("7.4 vs. 4.7, respectively")? Well, neither did we!

"Nerve's Completely Unscientific, Transparently Partisan, Sexual-Political Opinion Poll Results" and "America's Next Top Model Citizen" (Nerve)

Previously: Kerry + Edwards Slash, "All The President's Spawn"