Quickies: Seymore Butts @ AEE 2005

You have one of the more distinctive names in the porn business—but if you had chosen it by the classic formula, what would it be?
Uh, Rocky Riverdale. But that wouldn't really convey the kind of porn I like producing.

But it still sounds sort of anal-related, if you think about it.
I'd rather not think about it.

If you had two tickets to paradise, where would you go and who would you take?*
I would've said Thailand, but that's probably not a good idea these days. So Tahiti I guess. With Mari Possa.

We're interviewing Mari tomorrow and will be asking her the same question. Do you think she'll take you?
She better.

What's your most valued posession?
After my son, I guess it'd be my computer. All those photos are irreplaceable.

If you could cast any mainstream celebrity in one of your films, who would it be, and what would you have them do?
I'd make Angelina Jolie a Team Tushy girl.

Most people are obsessed with her lips.
Yeah, but I'm an ass man.

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