Wet Spots

· Beautiful Atrocities presents a foot fetishist's guide to the blogosphere—we would've participated, but we didn't want the sight of our cloven hooves to freak out our more delicate readers. (beautifulatrocities.com)

· Sexy Six, the star of a new British animated series, is an android "programmed to fake more than 2,000 types of orgasms in over 600 languages"—we think we dated someone in college who could do that, but she still didn't sound anything like Gina Gershon. (The Sun UK)

· Don't know about you, but we'd totally patronize a strip club called "Club Blackmail" or "The Taint Bucket". Can't imagine how they ever failed. (vgg.com - thanks Drew)

· Our Porn Valley Correspondent may have lost her day job after the AEE this year, but the party she threw last Thursday night in Vegas kicked serious ass. Hang in there, Carly! (pornblography.com + celebrityphoto.com)

· Well travelled and urbane as we are, we've never been to Greece. Then again, we never thought about the possibility of having a tour guide like this one. (chorradaszese.info, via Attu)

· Suicide Girls interviews pomo porn auteur Eon McKai, who should be familiar to Fleshbot readers by now; if he isn't, you obviously haven't been paying attention. (interview @ Suicide Girls)

· Meet Angelina, a cam girl with a new twist on the lemonade stand: those Pussy Pops are giving us cavities already. (pages.123-reg.co.uk - thanks Dan)

· Not that we particularly care what happened to Brad and Jen, mind you, but anything involving Grumpy Old Pornographers. We always thought that "Grand Old Party" thing sounded kind of odd. (Fairfield Weekly)

· Yet another incident of accidental hardcore porn in a public place, this time in an airport in New Delhi. How come this never happens to us? (Times of India)

· We hope we haven't seen the last of model Kalen Oliveira—this could be the start of a beautiful relationship. (.wmv video @ ryoni.com)

· Men: if you manage to score well on this concentration test, you are either (1) unusually focused, or (2) probably gay. Or maybe both. (Flash @ ibogleif.dk - thanks Rob)

· Finally, we leave you with one of those links that we really, really wish we hadn't seen—so if watching this traumatizes you as much as it did us, don't say we didn't warn you. Hey, what's that smell? (.wmv video @ Useless Junk - thanks Toby)

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