Or actually, doesn't swallow—at least where carbonated beverages are concerned, and as evidenced by these pics posted today by our friends at GorillaMask. Still, posting this link with the heading "Lindsay Lohan Spits Canned Soft Drink Out Of Her Mouth In Accidental And Disturbingly Erotic 'Feeding Frenzy'/Reverse Bukkake-Like Moment" would've been way too cumbersome.
"Lindsay Lohan can't swallow!" (gorillamask.net)
Previously: Accidental Bukkake Gallery, Lindsay Lohan Boob Squeeze Video, Obligatory Lindsay Lohan Update, Lindsay Lohan: The Jigglenaut Continues