Wet Spots

· Has all our talk about Tara Reid's drunken boob-exposing been costing her work?
The press writes about me so much, and sometimes it hurts me from getting roles because they write things that aren
t true ... I don
t go out more than anyone else goes out and I don
t drink more than anyone else does.
Sorry Tara—we promise to concentrate on nothing but your acting skills from now on, starting with this interview. (Page SixSixSix)

· We'd seen these (possibly fake) photos of Lil Kim caught in an uncharacteristically immodest moment floating around ages ago, but for some reason everyone's been sending them to us this week—or maybe it's just that the view is so familiar? (.jpgs @ bestupload.com - thanks Sid; also spotted @ Drunken Stepfather)

· Anal sex has been scientifically demonstrated to be "fair to women". We'll be sleeping with clear consciences from now on. (nplusonemag.com; more Toni Bentley this week at the New Republic [?!] - thanks Alex)

· Southern strip club franchise Rick's Cabaret is ready for New York City ... but is NYC ready for Rick's? (NY Times; registration required*)

· We'd call porn hottie Lanny Barbie many things, but "Top Notch Bitch" wouldn't have been one of them. We're much too gentlemanly for that. (AVN Insider)

· News flash: "Porn a major player in technology game". (By the way, all that sex on the screens at the AEE is rather heavily censored—unless we're so burnt out on our work that we don't even notice double penetration closeups and money shots any more?) (Chicago Tribune; registration required*)

· According to the Celebrity Ranker, Angelina Jolie is the 1360th most sexy celebrity in the world—which should be all the proof you need to know that its algorithm sucks. (gpeters.com. via Überbitch Naomi)

· What's that we hear—it's practically February and you still haven't picked out the perfect 2005 calendar? Maybe you just haven't found the right one yet. (noticiasdot.com - gracias Angel)

· Words can't express how bored we are with reality television, but maybe if all the contestants looked something like Rebecka from Sweden's "Big Brother" we'd be paying closer attention. (sexhibition.no - thanks Len)

· Actually, we're pretty sure this idea to filter porn sites has been tossed around for a while—if that FreePornMagicForYou.com plan doesn't pan out, we think Fleshbot.sex might just work too. (wjactv.com)

· Finally, as we sit here basking in the semitropical splendor of New Orleans, we hear it's kind of chilly in other parts of the country. Would some hot and heavy bikini karate fight action help to warm things up? You're welcome. (.wmv video @ TTR2)

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