Wet Spots

· A sex romp with a bewigged Liza Minnelli impersonator? Snore. A threeway with a bewigged Liza Minnelli impersonator and a Judy Garland lookalike? Sign us up! (Craigslist LA, via Defamer)

· After our run-in with a certain Hollywood starlet's legal team last summer, we wouldn't exactly be betting the farm on these odds. Then again, isn't that what gambling is all about? (celebprops.blogs.com)

· We could sell you on the idea of this calendar by telling you that it features over a dozen naked Stanford undergraduates, but the real reason we're spreading the word is because it's raising money for Save the Children's tsunami relief fund. Which is, of course, the main reason you'd buy it anyway. Right? (sfgate.com - thanks AJ)

· Massively hyped weblog Belle de Jour is to become UK television series, and Londonist asks: "What are we to expect? 'Bridget Jones' Diary' with better pants? 'Ally McBeal' with less lawyering and more laying?" We're thinking more along the lines of "'Sex In The City' with regular STD exams". (Londonist)

· Meanwhile, teen tempstress Melissa Paranello's novel "100 Strokes of the Brush Before Bed" is also set to become a film later this year. And in other news, Fleshbot is negotiating a 19 part HBO miniseries based on its first 14 months online, starring Ann B. Davis in the title role. Stay tuned! (sexblo.gs)

· ABC News' Jake Tapper provides a lucid and balanced history and analysis of the Extreme Associates obscenity case; meanwhile, tune in to "Nightline" tonight to see what former defandant Rob Black has to say. (ABC News + AVN; previous FB coverage here)

· "Cramming dildo babes with massive dildos horendous dildos peeking tom peeping tom spycam in dressing room greased dildos huge dildos enormos dildos black dildos and dildos that taste good and slimy dildos broom sticks shoved up pussies and baseball bats rammed up teen assholes and babes squirm in pain and pleasure as their nipples are pinched." Oh, and while we're at it, "A handful of tit finger deep inside wet pussy with lesbian licking the fuck finger clean watch the cute teen lesbo bendover displaying her hairy crotch and smelly pubic area moistended with cunt juice flowing from the greasy vagina and greased clit oozing after orgasmic juices have flowed from the swelled excited pussy and pussylips" too! (cityfist.blogspot.com - thanks Adam)

· Congrats to our friends at the WOW Report, whose "Inside Deep Throat" had a smashing reception at Sundance this weekend ... and an even more smashing afterparty. (worldofwonder.net)

· Is there room for "a complete fucking nutcase" at the new "Screw"? There will be if Al Goldstein accepts new editor Charlie Mordecai's job offer: "I am personally inviting Al to come back to Screw. We all want his voice to be heard ... But the first time I come to work and I find him sleeping under my desk it
s all over!
(SexWrecks)
Update Looks like Screw will also have to lure Al away from his new bagel-hawking job to get him to come back. (Reuters, via Daze Reader)

· Attorney General nominee Alberto Gonzales' stepson has ties to internet porn business, reports AVN—but then again, who doesn't? (AVN)

· Not-so-secretly smutty sister site Gawker identifies pee-pee angels as the new hot art trend of Winter '05: "No word on the artist, but it looks to be a Peecasso. Or maybe it's a Modickliani." (Gawker)

· We've never paid much attention to the winner of baseball's Cy Young award, but all that may change this year thanks to Anna Benson: "Whatever sexual favor he wants, or place he wants to go, or party he wants to throw, he'll get if he wins the Cy Young". Go Kris! (ESPN - thanks David)

· Finally, we though we'd just let everyone know that we here at Fleshbot Central wear a size 11—just in case you ever want to buy us a new pair of kicks or something. We're just saying. (i18nguy.com - thanks L.)

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