Britney Spears, Still Not Naked

We're not gambling types, but if we were we'd bet the house, farm, dogs, and our entire collection of secret celebrity sex tapes that the purported Britney Spears nudes which "sure seem real" and "definitely have that classy Playboy feel to them" referenced in this press release for an online betting site (and which people continue to ask us about) are the same ones that were making the rounds last year—and turned out not to be of Britney back then either. Like we said back then, if Britney has indeed posed for Playboy, the news would've been all over the place by now. You can bet on it.

"Betcom removes Odds on Britney Spears posing nude for Playboy" (covers.com - thanks AJ)
Thumbnail: Emily (aka "Not Britney") by Eric Striffler

Previously: Britney Nipple Slip Outtake?, Britney Spears Upskirt?, Britney's Panties: eBay Item of the Week