Wet Spots

· To the 49% of you waiting for a Lindsay Lohan wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl this year: Don't hold your breath. (Flash @ heavy.com [56k warning] + CNN - thanks Dan)

· Looking for something else to fill up all that dead space in the middle of the game on Super Sunday? Some arts and crafts projects might be just the thing to keep your fingers busy. Er, busier. (homemade-sex-toys.com - thanks Mme. X)

· One question we'll be asking ourselves a lot in New Orleans this weekend: "Why do women flash their boobs?" (PervScan)

· Wait a second ... is porn still "very acceptable", or has it "gone underground again" while we weren't looking? We're as confused as Gawker is about the conflicting reports. (gawker.com)

· We overheard somewhere that there are two new Paris Hilton sex tapes about to leak soon ... you read it here first! (via Stereogum)

· J-Lo nip slip: Not. Sharon Osbourne nip slip: Hot! (Drunken Stepfather)

· Sad news: El Mundo reports the death of actress Karen Bach, the former porn model best known for her role in 2000's "Baise Moi". (El Mundo + The Guardian - thanks Jai)

· We've stayed at the Venetian during our last couple of trips to Vegas, but next time we might just be giving The Palms another look—assuming the rest of their staff is as friendly looking as the Palms Girls. (Flash w/sound @ palmsgirls.com - thanks E.)

· While we're tooling around the French Quarter this weekend, we hear that Kermit the Frog will be busy doing a bit of landscaping around the house. Good thing the Swedish Chef stopped by to help him out—looks like it might be a tough job. (Xax)

· Speaking of critters, we know exactly how this poor bunny feels. But we like to think we're not quite so pathetic about it. (Flash w/sound @ daemlich.net - thanks Violet)

· Why look, a dirty pic rating site that somehow managed to slip by our radar! Nice to know some of our readers are more observant and/or perverted than we are. (ratemystump.com - thanks [?] Groonk)

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