Wet Spots

· Virginia may be for lovers ... as long as they're not wearing visible briefs or thongs. We don't feel so bad about living in Louisiana now. (wset.com - thanks Buzz)

· At $249, the Le Lynx Vibrator Set is the perfect Valentine's gift when you care enough to give the very best. And let's face it—you've probably spent more to get laid at some point in your life anyway. (Good Vibrations, via Cool Hunting/Game Girl Advance)

· Then again, you can always go the cheap route and bake up a batch of porn-flavored Valentine treats—after all, nothing says "I Love You" like a frosted cookie with "Toss My Salad" written on it. (porn-bread.com)

· And don't forget: no matter what you send your Valentine this year, make sure you sign your card with a smile(y). We may just have to reconsider our previous opnions on emoticons after all. (knakezooi.nl - thanks R-train)

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