A few days ago we pointed you to a grainy amateur video featuring too much of a good thing, and in the same spirit of excess a friend sends us this link to another grainy amateur video featuring ... well, you'll just have to see for yourself, because we're feeling a little queasy right now and for once words just fail us. (Maybe watching this while we're still hung over from yesterday wasn't such a good idea.)
"Cum King" (.mpg @ grogg.org - thanks [?] C.)
Previously: Alexis Lechero in "Lust In Translation"
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Update Trained porn professional Alex Firestone explains it all for you:
Well, here's my theory (and of course I'm right). He's got a major rupture or missing length in his vas defrens (probably from vasectomy complications) and pumped a cum-like liquid into his urethra (perhaps with a bulb syringe) with enough force that it filled up his scrotum like a balloon. He'd have to pinch off his urethra (probably with pressure between his balls) until his cock could get hard enough to close his urethra. The overfilled scrotum itself created enough pressure that when his orgasm began (which allows the contents of the vas defrens to enter the urethra), an abnormal amount of "jizz" gushed out his urethra on each contraction, augmented by his hand's pressure on his scrotum. You'll notice he presses down on his scrotum as its deflating. The more it deflates, the less internal pressure it has to squirt without his help.
You'll notice that his scrotum went from its overfilled state to about half as large during the spurting. It never completely emptied, most likely because the pressure required to empty requires him to stand up and literally squeeze his ball sack with both hands.
YES, this probably hurts, and is certainly not safe. If he's using something like Pina Colada mix, he runs a gigantic risk of an infection that can render him impotent and physically castrated. It could be some kind of cloudy saline mixture, which is safer. Who knows, maybe it's cum he's been saving, or of his buddies (?). Hopefully not, because biological fluids that can't be ejected or reabsorbed can also cause infection.
So why would this guy do this? He's obsessed with having gigantic, gushing ejaculations. So he's willing to pump himself up like that. Some guys like having their nuts stomped by girls in heels. Some guys put huge bottles in their asses. This guy filled his sack up and ejaculated (and mashed with his fist) it back out of his cock. Entertaining, though.
PS - You can see the vasectomy scar on the bottom of his scrotum. It's the little divot. You'll see it. I'd put hard money on my theory. Run it by any urologist, they'll tell you the same thing I did.
Er, we suppose that makes us feel better. Thanks Alex!