Morning Wood

· "Every woman has a little prostitute in her" ... and more pearls of wisdom from the NYC police department's "Operation Losing Proposition"/entrapment how-to training course. (NY Times; registration required)

· So we're confused: is this commercial saying that chewing Stimerol causes one's penis to shrink? Maybe we'll just stick to Trident in the meantime. (video @ visit4info.com - thanks Sander)

· Remember that Miss Reef competition we linked to last week? Well, ladies and gentlemen: looks like we have a winner. (captaincum.cc)

· Wondering why we haven't posted anything about that Jeff Gannon character? Simple: Wonkette got to him before we did. Besides, we got bored looking at that same damn picture everywhere we looked. (Wonkette; more @ AVN)