Morning Wood

· Good news: Tera Patrick's dog was lost, but now it's found. Who says there are no happy endings in porn? (AVN)

· We hardly know what to say about the Chinese sentiment on this chocolate wrapper, except to note that after writing about porn for as long as we have we know that the words "crazy diarrhea" mean something very tender to more folks out there than you might think. (Boing Boing)

· Oh, and that "Who Ordered Room Service?" video that was making the rounds last week? It's for a freaking Bryan Adams CD, thus making him the first major artist we're aware of to court the lucrative yet underserved emetophilic audience in a promotional campaign. (QuickTime videos @ whoorderedroomservice.com)