Morning Wood

· Today's weather will be fair to mild, with a 50% chance of scattered bukkake. Don't forget your rubbers! (Entensity)

· There are lots of reasons to hate fake lesbian porn—and long fingernails are just the beginning. (Rollertrain; also spotted @ sexblo.gs)

· You do know that reading this site and thinking about sex (or worse, actually doing it) will turn you into a fag, right? Just checking. (sexisforfags.com - thanks M.)

· If we were to make our own sex gandams, we'd want to see them get all SRL on each other. We have to do something to use up all those spare vibrators we have lying around here. (Tokyo Damage Report, via BB)

· And speaking of vibrators ... we chuckled at the poor granny in this clip until we realized that what she's holding looks a lot like a phone to us as well. Maybe we're getting old. (.wmv video @ TTR2)